joke2...again..

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

jokey...

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i'm gonna miss hanis syazana...

i'm so sad today..cause my bestfren hanis syazana..are going to boarding school.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she's gonna leave me....how am i gonna make jokes without her...i cannot make jokes without her....haih...i gonna burn the boarding school tht she's gonna go...hhhhmm...she's my new bestfren....and now she's leaving...why??!!!why??!!why she??!!why not someone else tht i don't know....i'm actually really crying juz now at my school....she came to school and hug me and i was like crying....i cannot stop crying at school....someone said to me "chill"...but i cannot chill....thts weird.....haih..i'm gonna miss u hanis syazana.... :'(..
thts it for today...
bye...

first time in history..i'm gonna failed for agama...

hey readers.....
today i want to talk about a test tht i think i'm gonna failed for the first time....hahhaa...
u know my school SMK SEAFIELD....
form 1 agama test was really2 hard....
there all subjactive..none of them are objective..i was like "OMG...wtf.....this is not true.."i was like aaaahhhhhh....i'm gonna dead....
after the exam all the malay students form 1 said.."confirm all the malays student will failed on agama test...
hahaha..
thts it for today...
bubye..

joke again

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

joke2...

Lady to inspector John: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! John: Why don't u cook something else. .

hahahhaha...lol....:)